Category: Booze Banter

What Do You Want For Christmas?


Over the past few years, my family has simplified the gift giving process. Instead of having to buy something for everyone, we now do a Pollyanna (aka Secret Santa for those of you that aren’t from the PA/NJ area) amongst the adults. There are a few rules: (1) […]

I’m Never Drinking Again!


After a hard night of drinking, we’ve all woken up the next morning and uttered the phrase “I’m never drinking again!”. At the very least we’ve all said that we’ll never drink <insert alcohol type that did you in here> again. Though they don’t involve a self-extracted tooth, […]

Scented Candles for Men


The Wookie keeps on sending me weird crap, and I keep on posting it… Introducing “Mandles” ! A scent for everything a man loves. Even STRIPPERS! I wish I was making this up, but sadly, I’m not. Who buys this stuff???

Better Tailgating Gear


More man gear recommendations from The Wookie… Now that baseball season is almost over, it’s time to get serious about football. Saturday & Sunday Afternoon Football Games = Prime Time for Tailgating. The “Roast My Weenie” stand can be customized with your favorite team’s name cut into the […]

Booze Lover’s Survival Gear!


I never appreciated the usefulness of a flask until I went on a weekend camping trip this past June. In addition to a Swiss army knife, a Leatherman multi-tool, and waterproof matches, a flask full of your favorite whisky is an item that you should definitely bring along […]

Who hit the fast forward button???


It’s after 9PM on a random Saturday night, when all the kiddies are fast asleep. Clear skies, comfortable temperatures, and no chance of rain. The “Is the bar open tonight?” text messages start flying: Wookie texts G-LO, G-LO texts The ROK, The ROK texts Limpd, and so on. By 10PM, […]