Category: Booze Banter

Chip Tate’s Formula for Balcones


I married a rocket scientist. Ok, not really. She’s a satellite engineer. Same difference. Well, not exactly, and Exactly is an art form for engineers. Numbers and formulas and complex algorithms are buzzing in her head constantly. She won’t admit it but she talks in her sleep and […]

If Larry King Wrote For Us…


If Larry King wrote for us…. Being in the radio/tv/people business since 1907, you learn a few things, kid. Like calling everyone “kid”. You also learn that prune juice is a wonder drug. I use it on my dry skin, and shampoo with it. Works like a charm, kid. Morley […]

Have Yourself a Boozy Little Christmas…


By the time you’re reading this, there’s a good chance that you’ve already had your Christmas breakfast, and that you’ve opened all your presents. That is most definitely what happened at the G-LO residence, since there’s no such thing as sleeping late when you have little ones about. […]

‘Twas the Booze After Christmas…


Since today is Christmas Eve, I thought that I would repost a bit of booze infused poetry by The Wookie. Cheers! ______________________________________________________ A Holiday Booze Poem by the Wookie (inspired by Crazy Eye) ‘Twas the day after Christmas, when all through the ‘hood No one was drinking; we […]

Event Review – 2013 WhiskyLIVE Los Angeles


Since Aaron of the Whisky Tribe was kind enough to help us with our Whisky Jewbilee review, as well as sharing his thoughts on WhiskyFest New York, we have extended him an invitation to become a regular blog contributor. For whatever reason (insanity perhaps?), he has accepted our offer, so please join […]