Introducing ArKay which claims to be the World’s First Alcohol Free Whisky Flavored Drink. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Did I read the sentence correctly?”. Go ahead. Read it again. I’ll wait.
Yup! You read it right , “Alcohol Free Whisky Flavored Drink.” Now you must have a ton of questions like “Why?”, “WTF?”, and “Ewww!”. Well that last one isn’t a question, but I’ll try to answer the others.
Launched earlier this month, ArKay was introduced as the world’s first alcohol free whisky drink. Why? I don’t know. My speculation is that there is a chemist somewhere that is working to take all the fun out of life. Or maybe someone thought, “You know who would like whisky … kids! But what about all that alcohol?”
As for the “WTF?” question, it turns out that ArKay is made from the world’s finest industrial chemicals including:
- Glycerol
- 1- butanol
- Natural and Artificial flavors
- Lactic acid
- Caramel color
- Potassium Sorbate
- Aspartame and Acesulfame K
Mmmm …. Glycerol. Where do I get me some?
Now I hope that this announcement is just some cruel internet hoax, but more likely is that some guys actually spent months in a lab developing this stuff instead of working to cure cancer or to develop an emission free fuel. They claim that ArKay tastes and looks exactly like traditional whisky, but I doubt it. All I know is that I like booze in my booze, and I’m a firm believer in the old saying, “If it ain’t broke, don’t break it!”
Categories: Booze Banter, Brew and Booze News
That sounds utterly horrific!
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Totally agree! It just sounds nasty.
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But you would still try it …. you know you would.
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Yeah. I probably would.
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The real question is do we think the packaging is “pretty” enough for LimpD to purchase this. He does like pretty bottles even if they are filled with undrinkable crap.
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The green and gold packaging is quite attractive…
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Fine take your shots. But, I don’t see you turning down any of the content in the “pretty” packaging!
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What’s the point again?? I mean, I do drink beer because I like the taste… but ultimately, I really like Root beer too, and don’t drink nearly the equal amount of that.
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That’s pretty much how I feel about this product. I feel the same way about decaf coffee. Sure, it may taste like the real thing, but I like that whole caffeine buzz thing too…
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I’d be really curious to see and ad (print or otherwise) for this product.
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Just got my order in the mail. It’s terribad. Tastes like a really bad cough syrup. Tried it on ice. Tried it with coke. It’s just plain bad.
Ordered it because I’m a recovering alcoholic and was looking for an alternative.
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This is really foul stuff. Not even close to whiskey in smell or taste. The taste is really very unpleasant.
XA beverage is making a non-alcoholic bourbon and coke that smells and tastes like whiskey. You don’t get the alcohol burn but the taste is quite pleasant.
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I am not surprised, I didn’t actually expect this stuff to any good. I am still not sure I understand the point of non-alcoholic whiskey or bourbon. If I don’t want to drink I just have a nice club soda and I am happy.
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